#vampires

Because we don't really sparkle. ↗

— John G. Hartness

#sarcasm #vampires #humor

Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex. ↗

— Andrei Codrescu

#vampires #humor

Sometimes life can be unexpected. Sometimes things surprise you and all you can do is roll with the punches or let them beat you to a bloody pulp. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency ↗

— P.S. Martinez

#p-s-martinez #paranormal-romance #peggy-martinez #sage-hannigan #teen

He felt like home. ↗

— JoAnne Kenrick

#joanne-kenrick #magic #memories #monterey #mullo

Damn that overwrought unrequited teenage love ↗

— Vampires Suck

#love

Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid. ↗

— Bill Condon

#avidly #back #been #dark #dark shadows

Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful if you're a bloodsucker. ↗

— Kohta Hirano

#blood #bloodsuckers #hellsing #seras #vampires

Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!).
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— Jarod Kintz

#garden #humor #romance #romantic #roses

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

Vampires to me have always been very sexy. ↗

— Stephen Dorff

#been #me #sexy #vampires #very