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I don’t want to be your snack, your chew-toy, your fuck-buddy. Find a vampire to sink your fang into.


Nalini Singh


#humor #power #sex #vampires #humor

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.


J.L. McCoy


#lust #vampire #humor

Good evening, gentlemen!' said the vampire. 'Please pay attention. I am a reformed vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of repressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's not tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder.


Terry Pratchett


#humor #vampires #humor

I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.


J.L. McCoy


#vampire #humor

The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms.


Richelle Mead


#mead #richelle #vampire #imagination

There's nothing worse than waiting and not knowing what'll happen to you. Your own imagination can be crueler than any captor.


Richelle Mead


#frostbite #mead #richelle #vampire #imagination

Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #vampire #imagination

The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved her into a tree. Still, the incident had given me a dangerous reputation. The story had gained legendary status, and I liked to imagine that it was still being told around campfires late at night. Judging by the look on the girl's face, it was.


Richelle Mead


#rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #imagination

As if Spade's chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.


Jeaniene Frost


#spade #vampire #imagination

How could I persuade the in-laws I was the right one for their daughter when, instead of focusing on small talk, all I could think about was not to kill them? I could only imagine what I'd say to the prospective in-laws, "Hello, it's a pleasure to eat, I mean, meet you.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampires #humor






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