#valentine

He: "Whale you be my valentine?" She: "Dolphinitely. ↗

— Adam Young

#sea #valentine #wordplay #originality

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. ↗

— Bradley Cooper

#being #day #embarrassing #forgotten #had

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. ↗

— Esai Morales

#bringing #expects #i #i love #least

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. ↗

— Fred Allen

#down #hand #him #his #holding

Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it. ↗

— Julie Andrews

#even #i #sometimes #stand #sweet

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#best #love #man #smell #world

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. ↗

— Willa Cather

#always #great #great love #love #where

Everything's coming up roses - for me. ↗

— Ethel Merman

#coming #everything #me #roses #up

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. ↗

— Thomas Moore

#friendship #like #love #love is #steady

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. ↗

— Ogden Nash

#claim #great #i #saint #valentine