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#val

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Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, I’ll deliver them to your woman any day of the year. But be sure to book early for Valentine’s Day.



Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #humor #love #naughty

I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart.


Tai Odunsi


#humor #love #olympus #percy #valentine

When I was a kid we played cowboys and Indians, and I always wanted to be an Indian when I grew up.


Ville Valo


#cowboys-and-indians #games #grow #humor #pursue

And at that moment, a lilting melody lifts to the moon as a single sparrow sings.


Lisa Ann Sandell


#medieval #love

Prove that you love me through a lingering gaze, and never losing that twinkle of adoration in your eyes.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#adoration #love #lovers #richelle #richelle-goodrich

Is is seldom possible to say of the medievals that they *always* did one thing and *never* another; they were marvelously inconsistent.


Thomas Cahill


#medival #middle-ages #age

Just hear me out. While you were napping, I was busy chatting up our allies. Didn't you know--your woman's a golden-tongued ambassador! My sisters always said I graduated from the shock-and-awe school of diplomacy, but joke 'em if they can't take a fuck, right?


Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

In California, the state's huge dairy herd produces twenty-seven million tons of manure a year, the particulates and vapors from which have helped to make air quality in the argiculturally intensive San Joaquin Valley worse than it is Los Angeles.


Paul Roberts


#economics #environment #environmentalism #food #green

In an effort to eliminate the possibility of any rival growing up, some monopolists would sacrifice democracy itself.


Henry A. Wallace


#democracy #effort #eliminate #growing #growing up

Love you! Girl, you're in the very core of my heart. I hold you there like a jewel. Didn't I promise you I'd never tell you a lie? Love you! I love you with all there is of me to love. Heart, soul, brain. Every fibre of body and spirit thrilling to the sweetness of you. There's nobody in the world for me but you, Valancy.


L.M. Montgomery


#romantic #sweet #the-blue-castle #valancy #love






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