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Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Oh, God," Lori said without looking at me, "what are they thinking, leaving the two of us alone out here on the dock together? We might TALK or something." "That would be awful," I said. "I might give you a hickey." She laughed, still watching for Cameron's start instead of looking at me. "Just by talking to me?" "I can talk really dirty. You'd be surprised.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Your confidence in me is heartwarming. Makes me want to return all the money I stole from the little old ladies and kick the heroin.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Her dad turned to me. "You. Follow Me." "Woof," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I'm not stalking her," I insisted. "I'm making sure she's safe. Besides, how could you stalk Lori McGillicuddy? She'd see you and come out to your truck and say, "Hi, I'm Lori. Are you my stalker? It's so neat to meet you! While you're stuck here watching my every move, can I bring you anything? Sweet tea?


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

I need to explain all this to Adam in private. I can't get McGillicuddy to explain it to him. Something will be lost in translation." "Well, excuse me that I can't look at him all googly-eyed," my brother said. "And he's liable to punch you," I said.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

You make terrible, terrible plans." "Hey, " I protested. "One of my plans caught you didn't it?" "Yeah, but you meant to catch Sean." He took his hand off my shoulder. I waved his concerns away, along with a cloud of gnats that had found us in the forest. "You're getting lost in the details. Keep the big picture in mind.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Better you than Cameron " McGillicuddy grumbled. "I know where Cameron's been." Sean snorted. Cameron said "I already told you I did NOT come on to Lori.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Even though Sean still held my head down I was the only one who thought to ask "Who's driving the boat?" Over the motor I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.


Rachel Dratch


#i remember #invaders #last #last time #played






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