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It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).


Brian P. Cleary


#humor #observational-comedy #observations #humor

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.


Carl Sandburg


#damn #die #die hard #go #go to hell

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.


David Shrigley


#humor #regret #shrigley #vandalism #humor

One thing was certain: he was my one. Most people go on their whole lives and never find their one, but I found mine. I found him when I was twelve-years-old.


Jennifer Edlund


#friendship-and-love #love #love-story #young-lovers #friendship

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.


Victor Borge


#fire #fireplace #funny #humor #humorous

With great hotness comes great responsibility.


Alyxandra Harvey


#spiderman #vampires #humor

We never think lightly of those who walk with us on our uphill days.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#charity #friends #friendship #giving #kindness

He’s an indulgent sort of man…… With a quick lip and a fierce tongue, the sort of tongue that draws you in with charm and words of praise, awkward silences and desperate worships.


Coco J. Ginger


#charm #fierce-tongue #friendship-and-love #jamie-weise #love

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?


Robin McKinley


#lone-ranger #vampires #humor

I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains


Jenny Lawson


#humor #wizard-of-oz #humor