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A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you scatological talker you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to ascertain the truth. And then logically, a non-brick could be used to detect the lie. What kind of things are non-bricks? Well, anything from blankets to lies. So therefore, a lie could be used to detect a lie, and all this logic makes me want to grab a blanket and lie down—and that’s the truth. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood of your car, like a Mercedes ornament.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used in a manner most secret. But Shh! I can't tell you. What part about secret don't you understand?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate? 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.
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— Jarod Kintz

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