#underwear

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business. ↗

— Joseph P. Kennedy

#always #business #him #i #i always

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear. ↗

— Calvin Klein

#boyfriend #her #i #i think #incredibly

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left. ↗

— Rod Steiger

#bathroom #both #closets #else #everything

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ↗

— Woody Allen

#after #although #am #believe #bringing

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you've seen my underwear. And now I feel like there's nothing left, you've seen it all and I can get on. ↗

— Jude Law

#get #go #i #i can #i feel

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is. ↗

— Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

#know #mean #months #otherwise #six

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. ↗

— Keanu Reeves

#get #good #good night #i #jones

(...) And who cares if you flash people your underwear, as long as you're kicking the crap out of them?" Lynn goes silent, like she recognizes that as a spark of brilliance but can't bring herself to admit it. "What's this about underwear?" Says Uriah, sidestepping a bunk. "Whatever it is, I'm in. ↗

— Veronica Roth

#insurgent #underwear #uriah #veronica-roth #funny

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. ↗

— Jean Harlow

#breathe #makes #me #parts #uncomfortable

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet. ↗

— John Wilson

#got #i #internet #lady #sick