#underwear

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear. ↗

— Damon Suede

#kilt #underwear #humor

Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he loved me. Suddenly he was thinking of me for everything: underwear, jeans, suits, even the Escape fragrance campaign. ↗

— Michael Bergin

#campaign #escape #even #everything #expected

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. ↗

— Phil Gramm

#does #half #joys #know #underwear

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop. ↗

— Curt Schilling

#get #i #i can #know #laptop

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ↗

— Woody Allen

#after #although #am #believe #bringing

My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. ↗

— Jane Birkin

#got #into #left #mother #nothing

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein. ↗

— Michael Bergin

#calvin #calvin klein #days #guys #hell

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. ↗

— Rachel Bilson

#his #lot #person #tell #underwear

I do have a lucky pair of underwear. ↗

— Brendan Fehr

#i do #lucky #pair #underwear

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. ↗

— Ashley Tisdale

#i #kind #person #time #underwear