#undertakers

I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister. ↗

— Jessica Mitford

#bury #i #just #nothing #personally

So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. ↗

— George Jean Nathan

#girl #hold #left #long #may

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#depression #humor #undertakers #death

There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business. ↗

— Ethel Waters

#business #great #show #show business #supply