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I can't afford my principles. I borrow them from unimpeachable people and return them to undependable people.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #morality #principles #funny

I am a foreigner, but I like to hide the fact. I'd rather people be prejudiced against my personality.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #personality #prejudice #racism

If marshmallows can bring campers together in fellowship, they can unite lovers. That is why they are eaten under the stars, to give horoscopes their influence.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #love #marshmellows #funny

The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It just isn't good table manners to exclude someone from their own ridicule. That's why the juiciest side conversations occur at a table for one.


Bauvard


#dinner #funny #gossip #humor #table-manners

Hank wants to have a conversation tonight. We had a conversation last night! I can’t have another conversation! He’l say shit that freaks me out because he’s, like, in my brain. We haven’t even known each other for two weeks! How can he be in my brain? It’s unreal ..


Kristen Ashley


#funny

When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.


Bauvard


#children #funny #humor #parenting #funny

Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

The workforce offers many outlets for personal growth to people of limited potential. You can explore your aptitude for drudgery. Or if you are the creative sort, you can join a corporation and have it come up with your ideas for you. The amount of great ideas corporations have today is astounding. They are far more original than people ever were. In fact, since the rise of the corporation I can’t think of a single person who invented anything.


Bauvard


#creativity #funny #humor #inventions #jobs

Sickly people infect everyone with pity. It undermines the mutual respect people should have for one another.


Bauvard


#humor #infection #respect #sickness #funny

A woman only drools on a man when she can't swallow his pride. It would be sacrificing her integrity to drool on the furniture.


Bauvard


#funny #furniture #humor #integrity #men-and-women