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#umpire

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Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it.


Cal Hubbard


#close #every #hit #i #misses

The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.


Bill Klem


#cannot #fans #game #recall #umpires

The most cowardly thing in the world is blaming mistakes upon the umpires. Too many managers strut around on the field trying to manage the umpires instead of their teams.


Bill Klem


#blaming #cowardly #field #instead #manage

Almost without exception, they are men who dreamed of athletic heroism as children; becoming umpires was their compromise with their own lack of talent.


Thomas Boswell


#umpires #dreams

Chemistry is really about two people who like to act together, I think. It's like tennis in the most cliched way. It's like if you hit the ball, they hit the ball back, and they don't hit it into the stands, and they don't put the ball in their pocket and walk off - and they don't argue with the umpire, you know?


David Duchovny


#act #argue #back #ball #chemistry

Minor league umpires are evaluated in their respective leagues each year and rated numerically. This enables umpires to know where they stand and helps them make prudent career decisions.


Jim Evans


#decisions #each #enables #evaluated #helps

My dad was a carpenter and I would work with him during the summer and umpire on the nights I wasn't playing.


Jim Evans


#dad #during #him #i #nights

No one respects the umpire's job more than I do; but, if I were a manager, I would probably be ejected three or four times a season fighting for my team.


Jim Evans


#four #i #i do #job #manager

Our students learn more in 30 days than one could learn in 30 years without our training. To really maximize your potential as an umpire, you need to get a solid foundation as soon as you can.


Jim Evans


#days #foundation #get #learn #maximize

Professional managers, coaches, and players have a right to question an umpire's decision if they do it in a professional manner. When they become personal, profane, or violent, they have crossed the line and must be dealt with accordingly.


Jim Evans


#become #coaches #crossed #dealt #decision






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