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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#being #count #everything #got #optimist

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bad habit #caught #every #gets #habit

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#democrats #government #i #long #look

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#been #know #never #people #some

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#hates #public #public servant #servant #something

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#any #features #force #handsome #help

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#guest #nobody #uninvited

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#grew #looking #nobody #trouble

Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#being #interrupted #kicks #nobody

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#irritating #nothing #pleasantly #while #who