#u

As an adolescent I wrote comic books, because I read lots of them, and fantasy novels set in Malaysia and Central Africa. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#africa #because #books #central #comic

This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#brought #else #i #last #minute

It comes down to a question of attention: it's difficult to use the Net distractedly, unlike the television or the radio. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#comes #difficult #down #net #question

Sometimes I just walk through; I just show up, as in The Other Sister. ↗

— Hector Elizondo

#just #other #show #sister #sometimes

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#father #his

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#anyway #being #channel #channel 4 #cliff

Now that you're a Skinny Bitch, don't turn into a skinny bitch. We conceived of the title, Skinny Bitch, to get attention and sell books.... But we are not bitches, and we have no desire to promote bitchiness. There is nothing uglier than a pretty woman who's nasty. If you look great, you should feel good about yourself and be happy. ↗

— Rory Freedman

#attitude

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#considers #everyone #holding #north #own

We can cry for years but sometimes gotta smile too. ↗

— Aberjhani

#crying #hopefulness #inspiration #inspirational-attitude #inspirational-quotes

We like lists because we don't want to die. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#die #like #lists #want