#u

This is Tez Jones,” I said. “He’s a police detective from Tampa.” “Oh, my,” said Martha, blinking up at him. “Is something wrong?” “Nope,” said Tez, grinning at her and offering a saucy wink. “I’m just the boyfriend.” “Well, then.” She sized him up, and nodded.“It’s about time Elizabeth found someone who deserved her.” “I worship at her dainty feet. ↗

— Michele Bardsley

#funny #funny

Dear God,how can I live a vanilla life when I'm a strawberry girl? ↗

— Lorna Seilstad

#humor

I now see that cultivating a Wholehearted life is not like trying to reach a destination. It’s like walking toward a star in the sky. We never really arrive, but we certainly know that we’re heading in the right direction. ↗

— Brene Brown

#wholehearted #life

Major League Baseball has always recognized the influence that our stars can have on the youth of America. As such, we are concerned that recent revelations and allegations of steroid use have been sending a terrible message to young people. ↗

— Bud Selig

#always #america #baseball #been #concerned

From recovery to rags and rags to recovery symbolizes art - a perfect compilation of human imperfections. ↗

— Criss Jami

#artists #human-nature #imperfections #mistakes #perfect

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. ↗

— Charles Nelson Reilly

#everyone #funny #i #thing #thinks

Divas need their furs! ↗

— Martha Reeves

#furs #need #their

People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own TV show. ↗

— Tara Reid

#america #creating #done #girl #i

Indignation is often the best defense. ↗

— Diane Capri

#funny #justice-series #mystery #suspense #funny

Some men like shiny new toys. Others like the priceless antique. ↗

— Donna Lynn Hope

#cougars #men #men-and-women #age