#twitter

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#grammar #grammar-humor #humor #misspelling #satirical

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it. ↗

— Steve Martin

#credit #feel #i #like #skills

I joined Twitter and you read a lot of the comments. You're biting your lip and you want to reply but you know a headline will be made from it and you don't want to give people the satisfaction. ↗

— Michael J. Owen

#comments #give #headline #i #joined

I just got on Twitter because there was some MTV film blog that quoted me on something really innocuous that I supposedly said on Twitter before I was even on Twitter. So then I had to get on Twitter to say: 'This is me. I'm on Twitter. If there's somebody else saying that they're me on Twitter, they're not.' ↗

— Anna Kendrick

#before #blog #else #even #film

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is. ↗

— Katey Sagal

#gal #husband #i #twitter

A lot of people are living their lives online in much more public ways with Facebook and Twitter. ↗

— Dan Savage

#lives #living #lot #more #much

I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why. ↗

— David Sedaris

#facebook #goes #gone #i #know

I know very little about the viral, electronic world, but I use Twitter to communicate not only information that I think some of the fans want to hear about but also ideas. ↗

— William Shatner

#also #communicate #electronic #fans #hear

I love seeing other channels counterprogram the Super Bowl. PBS: "DAMN RIGHT we're airing a new 'Masterpiece Classic'! Fuck off, sports! ↗

— Tara Ariano

#humor #pbs #twitter #humor

I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that. ↗

— Sarah Rees Brennan

#life #read #twitter #imagination