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So I don’t think I’ll make Poet Laureate, but I swear I’m not twisted and bitter, If finely-wrought talents don’t weigh in the balance, I can always write haiku on Twitter. ↗

— Rosy Cole

#contemporary-poets #new-releases #poetry #quotes #rosy-cole

Most people give up their pursuit of genius early on and spend their lives desperately seeking it in others. ↗

— K.A. Laity

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I'd spent five minutes looking at Twitter once and felt I'd wandered into a poker game where everyone immediately displayed their hands against the cool green of the felt. ↗

— Jeff Abbott

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There hasn't been a scandal this big at the C.I.A. since (CLASSIFIED) committed (CENSORED) to (REDACTED). ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know these things?...Babble and twitter. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. ↗

— Kate Atkinson

#technology #twitter

Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it. ↗

— Walter Kirn

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♥We acknowledge & celebrate the grace♥ strength♥ & vital energy of every person touched by a brain tumor♥ ↗

— Rachel Grady

#hyhutriangle-on-twitter #twitter

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

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The hallmark of an authoritarian idiot is yelling TERRORIST-LOVER! at anyone questioning the definition of Terrorist. ↗

— Glenn Greenwald

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The American people are fed up...with political posturing.' True, but also an example of political posturing. ↗

— James Taranto

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