#twitter

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Twitter should ban my mother.


Frances Bean Cobain


#mother #should #twitter

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.


Tony Parsons


#chasing #i #offensive #police #said

A couple days ago, I saw a lot of people tweeting, "Oh, it's so cool 'Home' is being used in the Olympics!" We don't really get to watch much TV, man, with the concerts every night, but I wish I could have seen it. I really just found out through Twitter and my management texting me. I thought it was really awesome.


Phillip Phillips


#awesome #being #being used #concerts #cool

A weird sort of awareness set in, like, 'Wow. My standup isn't just separate from everything else I do anymore.' With Twitter and Face book, everything is universal that everything everybody says gets seen.


Colin Quinn


#awareness #book #else #everybody #everything

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.


Colin Quinn


#dangerous #gets #hands #masquerading #mind

I don't have a Twitter account. I don't go to fan club gatherings. I'm not one of those actors who spends a lot of time engaging with the audience.


Jane Elliot


#audience #club #engaging #fan #gatherings

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.


Johann Hari


#twitter

The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.


Jeremy Scahill


#twitter

F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point signifies creative confusion. All it illustrates is that even the writer can't tell if what they're creating is supposed to be meaningful, frivolous, or cruel. It's an attempt to insert humor where none exists, on the off chance that a potential reader will only be pleased if they suspect they're being entertained. Of course, the reader isn't really sure, either. They just want to know when they're supposed to pretend to be amused.


Chuck Klosterman


#internet #online-writing #social-networking #twitter #age

I was, a near grown man, sat in his dank, dark and rickety digs, feverishly hovering about the glare of a computer screen like a disorientated moth, one searching for a flaming light of recognition from someone/anyone!


Tom Conrad


#love #madness #moths #punctuation #revenge