#twitter

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I'm confused. Also hungry. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#hunger #men #metaphors #twitter #women

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#friend #including #kids #like #need

I'm not a fan of Twitter. ↗

— Alan Cumming

#i #twitter

The honest-to-goodness answer is that Twitter tells me everything, and I have calluses on my fingers from all the mouse-clicking. ↗

— Josh Groban

#everything #fingers #i #me #tells

Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food. ↗

— Alain de Botton

#food

I don't know if I've learned anything about people, but I've learned about Twitter. ↗

— Martha Plimpton

#anything #i #know #learned #people

I realise people exist who don't read. But it's like I knew there were people who didn't breathe or eat: I can't imagine a life like that. ↗

— Sarah Rees Brennan

#life #read #twitter #imagination

Ever hear a song you love so much you wanna break sh*t? ↗

— Juliet Simms

#the-voice #twitter-quotes #love

Dear Mind, why do you keep talking to yourself? Mind: Don't blame me for your stupid Faceboook status messages & tweets. ↗

— Saurabh Sharma

#funny #humor-inspirational #twitter-addiction #inspirational

In life u will make mistakes and people will try and tear u down...but u gotta stay positive. Stay strong..and learn to be better..and..always live to serve others and The Lord. ↗

— Justin Bieber

#twitter #inspirational