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For those suggesting criticisms of drone kills should wait until the election: that'd be reasonable if he stops killing until the election.


Glenn Greenwald


#twitter

Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.


Craig Ferguson


#popularity #twitter #twitter

It's common to go from 'crashing the gate' to guarding it.


Glenn Greenwald


#twitter

Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too.


Rachel Grady


#twitter

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!


Jonah Goldberg


#feces #twitter #twitter

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.


Sofía Navarro


#bienvenida #caza #pirata #piratas #pirate

What is more likely? That tomorrow will be called 'Thursday' or that Maxine Waters will play the race card in her ethics investigation?


Jonah Goldberg


#politics #race #race-card #racism #twitter

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.


Steve Martin


#credit #feel #i #like #skills

I thought if I had a Twitter feed and say I had a following of a 100,000, that means 100,000 of them would be interested in my book. It was logical, but it didn't turn out to be true. It turned out if I had a Twitter feed of a 100,000, four of them were interested in my book.


Steve Martin


#book #feed #following #four #had

I love to post behind-the-scenes photos of what is really going on. My twitter friends really seem to like that and the great thing is I can deliver them information right away.


Nancy O'Dell


#deliver #friends #going #great #great thing






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