#twilight

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#bella-swan #funny #new-moon #twilight-saga #funny

People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy? ↗

— Ysabeau S. Wilce

#twilight #van-halen #funny

oh you do smell good. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#funny

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone. ↗

— Rod Serling

#twilight-zone #imagination

I love you more than anything in the world combined. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#love

Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly. ↗

— Kiersten White

#twilight #supernatural

Fall down again, Bella?' No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#eclipse #emmet-cullen #jacob-black #stephenie-meyer #twilight

Hell, if someome wrote a book about you, well, it'd sell a million copies the day it was released. And if someone else was clever enough to write a parody - you know, to privide som comic relief during these extremely difficult economic times - that would probably be an even bigger seller, or at least it shoud be. So, just come clean with me, Ed. Your secret's safe with me, and whoever reads my internet blog. You...are...a...vampire! ↗

— Stephen Jenner

#parody #stella-crow #twilight #twilite #internet

Bring on the shackles - I'm your prisoner ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#prison

We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think. ↗

— Rod Serling

#twilight-zone #development