#trouble

Ask those who love Him with a sincere love, and they will tell you that they find no greater or prompter relief amid the troubles of their life than in loving conversation with their Divine Friend. ↗

— Alphonsus Liguori

#amid #ask #conversation #divine #find

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#before #game #looking #night #out

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#arms #around #give #her #i

I believe this country is in real trouble, and it's up to us, to fix it before its too late. ↗

— Mia Love

#believe #country #fix #i #i believe

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown. ↗

— R. L. Stine

#class clown #clown #getting #i #laugh

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one. ↗

— Pat Sajak

#first #influence #trouble #trying #undecided

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights! ↗

— Warren G. Harding

#fight #floor #friends #goddamned #i

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ↗

— Abe Lemons

#get #never #off #retirement #trouble

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#beauty #confusion #decision #desire #dilemma

Either you're going to shoot us or you're not. The ball always lands on red or black, never both. ↗

— V. Alexander

#mystery #suspense #trouble-is-her-business #business