#towel

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#could #hardly #i #suitcase #thick

You said you'd give me half an hour!' 'And you said you'd satisfy me whenever I wanted it. I want it now.' He removed is jacket. 'Drop the towel.' 'I-I never agreed to be naked! ↗

— Kresley Cole

#naked #towel #funny

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better. ↗

— Courteney Cox

#cream #face #hot #i #little

Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes along and makes a fortune by just going that extra yard. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

#comes #else #extra #fortune #going

Go, and never darken my towels again. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#darken #go #never #towels

I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. ↗

— Charles Olson

#head #i #i was born #sorry #towel

You know, there is always times where you feel discouraged and things coming against you, but I don't know if I ever wanted to throw in the towel. ↗

— Joel Osteen

#always #coming #discouraged #ever #feel

The law requires a paper towel ad to be scrupulously honest, but allows political candidates to lie without reproach. What's wrong with this picture? ↗

— Jef I. Richards

#allows #candidates #honest #law #lie

I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me. ↗

— Kerry King

#always #around #head #i #me

I took a job at the pool in order to earn the five cents a day it cost to swim. I counted wet towels. As a bonus, I was allowed to swim during lunchtime. ↗

— Esther Williams

#bonus #cents #cost #counted #day