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They read their sports pages, know their statistics and either root like hell or boo our butts off. I love it. Give me vocal fans, pro or con, over the tourist types who show up in Houston or Montreal and just sit there.


Mike Schmidt


#butts #con #either #fans #give

TO BE A TOURIST is to escape accountability. Errors and failings don't cling to you the way they do back home. You're able to drift across continents and languages, suspending the operation of sound thought. Tourism is the march of stupidity. You're expected to be stupid. The entire mechanism of the host country is geared to travelers acting stupidly. You walked around dazed, squinting into fold-out maps. You don't know how to talk to people, how to get anywhere, what the money means, what time it is, what to eat or how to eat it. Being stupid is the pattern, the level and the norm. You can exist on this level for weeks and months without reprimand or dire consequence. Together with thousands, you are granted immunities and broad freedoms. You are an army of fools, wearing bright polyesters, riding camels, taking pictures of each other, haggard, dysentric, thirsty. There is nothing to think about but the next shapeless event.


Don DeLillo


#tourists #freedom

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!


Russell Means


#indian #native-american #tits #tourism #tourist

According to Yiannis' sister Irini, who had trained as a hairdresser in London, the British spent their long winters in grey and black, and this was why they chose such gaudy colours for the summer: turquoise with blue, orange with pink, mauve with indigo. Colours that didn't go well with the bleached hair of the women and the reddish flush of tans that resulted from too great a greediness for the sun, as if Mother Nature, who hated to be hurried, had imprinted her exasperation on their skin.


Alison Fell


#sunburned #tourists #nature

We just kind saw the images and knew the cliches, so to have the opportunity to go there and learn something about Russian music and about Russian people and to see things apart from being a tourist.


Marc Almond


#apart #being #cliches #go #images

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.


Russell Baker


#being #having #other #recognize #thing

Bologna is the best city in Italy for food and has the least number of tourists. With its medieval beauty, it has it all.


Mario Batali


#best #city #food #italy #least

After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.


Edgar Bergen


#half #hollywood #i #life #made

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.


Sam Ewing


#go #places #tourist #tourists #wants

Prayer for many is like a foreign land. When we go there, we go as tourists. Like most tourists, we feel uncomfortable and out of place. Like most tourists, we therefore move on before too long and go somewhere else.


Robert McAfee Brown


#else #feel #foreign #foreign land #go