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#tomatoes

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I grew up in a family where the women were just nuts. They didn't stand around in cardigans making polite conversation while they chopped tomatoes.


Nadia Giosia


#chopped #conversation #family #grew #i

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #customer #dining #food #funny

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.


Will Cuppy


#beginning #just #people #pretty #puts

These days it's cool to be ethnic and to be different, but when I was a kid, it was not cool - at all. My friends would come over and my mom would make crepes with eggs, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, tomatoes and spinach. And they'd be like, 'What is this?'


Giada De Laurentiis


#cheese #come #cool #days #different

According to analyses conducted by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, 100 grams of fresh tomato today has 30 percent less vitamin C, 30 percent less thiamin, 19 percent less niacin, and 62 percent less calcium than it did in the 1960s. But the modern tomato does shame it's counterpart in one area: It contains fourteen times as much sodium.


Barry Estabrook


#factory-farming #food #science #tomatoes #food






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