#tomato

I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce. ↗

— Tom Sizemore

#beans #boot #boot camp #came #camp

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. ↗

— John Steinbeck

#big #bottles #breakfast #coffee #cream

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. ↗

— Will Cuppy

#beginning #just #people #pretty #puts

All right, then, I'd die for you. How about that? Don't you think somebody could die for love? ↗

— Fannie Flagg

#love

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny