#told

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#afford #doctor #i #offered #operation

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#doctor #going #i #leg #me

I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#early #i #missed #peaked #told

Journalists told me that a talk show wouldn't work. Some told me I was going to get canceled before my first season was up. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#canceled #first #get #going #i

And I told her point blank, you've got everything to live for. You've got such talent. You're back singing great, lose the weight. And she went and did it, and look at her now! ↗

— David Gest

#blank #did #everything #got #great

But she told me she was never going to drink again. ↗

— David Gest

#drink #going #me #never #she

Our parents came home one day and heard us, and they thought it was the radio, but our grandfather told them it was us. ↗

— Barry Gibb

#day #grandfather #heard #home #one day

I was told all my life I was part Cherokee. Then it was Crow. The latest is Blackfoot. ↗

— Kathie Lee Gifford

#crow #i #latest #life #my life

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it, only what destroys it can be told. ↗

— Andre Gide

#happiness #only #prepares #story #told

Shame, shame, shame. How many times have I told you not to be frightened? Have I not told you God looks after all his children? ↗

— Willis Goldbeck

#children #frightened #god #his #how