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Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system or the best record for returning calls or e-mails because, in the moment, just about any task seems more palatable than sitting down to write.” (p.136)


Mark David Gerson


#filing #floors #fridges #returning-calls #toilets

Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.



Jarod Kintz


#crazy #decorate #decorating #forest #girlfriend

I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep-sea divers’ boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their chunks of baguette and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showing a cartoon about people who do nothing but scream at each other and explode. Every minute, one of the kids cartwheels (while bouncing cannonballs) back into the kitchen for seconds, then returns (bringing with it a family of excitable kangaroos) to the TV. Meanwhile the toilet is flushed, on average, fifty times per drop of urine expelled. Finally, there is a ten-minute period of intensive yelling, and at 8:15 on the dot they all howl and crash their way out of the apartment to school.” (p.137)


Stephen Clarke


#bed #cannonball #cartoon #cartwheel #ceiling

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...


Bill Cosby


#humor #thinking #toilet #humor

The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)


Sarah Turnbull


#city #lime #loo #public #toilet

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.


Michel Gondry


#always #because #cities #cousin #early

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.


Carolyn Heilbrun


#care #down #flush #i #i care

When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.


Jennifer Aniston


#changed #follows #know #life #roll

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.


Joel Madden


#i #like #me #paper #thrown

Today, the degradation of the inner life is symbolized by the fact that the only place sacred from interruption is the private toilet.


Lewis Mumford


#fact #inner #inner life #interruption #life