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#toilet paper

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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.


Daphne Zuniga


#endangered #forests #paper #slaughtered #toilet

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.


Don Van Vliet


#any #coloured #go #house #how

I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.


Michel Gondry


#always #because #cities #cousin #early

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.


Joel Madden


#i #like #me #paper #thrown

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.


Paula Poundstone


#entire #entire life #harder #humor #i

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.


George Lindsey


#paper #poor #saw #tell #toilet

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.


Billy Wilder


#falls #france #hands #money #paper

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.


Billy Wilder


#country #falls #france #money #paper

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.


Rod Serling


#both #dancing #difficult #documentary #every

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.


Jennifer Aniston


#buy #changed #follows #know #life






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