#toe

I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #customer #dining #food #funny

You just want something else that someone else has, but that doesn't mean what you have isn't beautiful, because people always want what you have, and you always want what they have - no one is ever 100 per cent like, 'Yes, I'm the bomb dot com - from head to toe!' ↗

— Rihanna

#beautiful #because #bomb #cent #com

Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. ↗

— Julia Roberts

#laugh #like #me #person #show

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked. ↗

— Mark Roberts

#away #broke #bus #buses #center

I love the challenge of show business. It keeps me on my toes. ↗

— Henry Darrow

#challenge #i #i love #keeps #love

You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but the more chance you have of getting somewhere. ↗

— Charles Kettering

#faster #getting #go #more #never

You learn to control every aspect of your muscles, your face, your toes, your fingernails. And that is how you tell a story, through movement. ↗

— Karlie Kloss

#control #every #face #fingernails #how

I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I'm happy. ↗

— Richie Sambora

#aspect #band #day #eating #extra

Some people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I'm out. ↗

— Ryan Seacrest

#grocery #grocery store #i #meet #out

He put a ring in the toe of a stocking. On Christmas Eve, we opened our stockings and it was there at the bottom of the toe. Then he got down on his knees and he was shaking. ↗

— Kyra Sedgwick

#christmas #christmas eve #down #eve #got