#toaster

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. ↗

— Dean Koontz

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#becoming #every #having #i #little

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. ↗

— Ann Coulter

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#age #appropriately #because #conservative #either

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

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#button #everytime #like #pops #push