#toaster

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

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I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. ↗

— Dean Koontz

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