#toaster

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

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#guarantee #toaster #want #you

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot. ↗

— Rupert Everett

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#been #capitalism #car #else #how

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck. ↗

— Thomas M. Disch

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#childrens #food #toaster #food