#toaster

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#guarantee #toaster #want #you

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot. ↗

— Rupert Everett

#been #capitalism #car #else #how

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#becoming #every #having #i #little

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams. ↗

— Hal Sparks

#barker #bob #care #dreams #everyone

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck. ↗

— Thomas M. Disch

#childrens #food #toaster #food

So, without saying anything to the others, it made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind when things got to be too much for it. ↗

— Thomas M. Disch

#cute #life #toaster #life

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#age #appropriately #because #conservative #either

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#button #everytime #like #pops #push

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. ↗

— Tim Cook

#going #pleasing #probably #refrigerator #things

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#everything #got #no reason #reason #toaster