#toast

Raw toast," Lucas said grimly, shaking his head. "It goes against the very nature of man. ↗

— Julia Quinn

#toast #humor

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#could #hated #i #me #parents

Never put a sock in a toaster. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#never #put #sock #toaster

I became the toast of London. A lot of people I met came from these really decadent families where the married men were gay and no one thought anything about it. ↗

— Robert Mapplethorpe

#anything #became #came #decadent #families

Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast; Custards for supper, and an endless host Of syllabubs and jellies and mincepies, And other such ladylike luxuries. ↗

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

#luxury #tea #toast #food

I drink to the general joy o’ the whole table." Macbeth ↗

— William Shakespeare

#joy #life #party #shakespeare #toast

A slice of hot, buttered toast is the perfect meal. It's not too much and not too little, and it gives you just the right buzz. ↗

— Naveen Andrews

#buzz #gives #hot #just #little

That includes not cutting down the rain forest, and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the coral reefs and the rain forest, this earth is toast. ↗

— Michael Berryman

#coral #cutting #down #earth #forest

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. ↗

— Wilkie Collins

#schedule #tea #toast #past

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#guarantee #toaster #want #you