#throw

I can throw an orange like a baseball, but I can’t eat a baseball like an orange. Let that be a life lesson for you. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#baseball #food #life #life-lesson #orange

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#again #back #big #bump #continually

People get tired of you. So they decided to throw me out. And so help me God, as the numbers were coming in, I said to myself, 'I'm free at last.' ↗

— Ed Koch

#decided #free #get #god #help

And if you cannot remain indifferent, you must resolve to throw your weight into that balance in which the fate and condition of man is weighed. ↗

— Lajos Kossuth

#cannot #condition #fate #indifferent #into

I think there are lots of ways to make good work. You can throw big bucks at a project and make what some would call crap, or you can work very modestly with eloquently moving results. ↗

— Barbara Kruger

#bucks #call #crap #eloquently #good

You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you. ↗

— Brian Tracy

#everything #need #now #right #throw

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the damn plate and five the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ↗

— Earl Weaver

#baseball #chance #clock #damn #few

I am sorry to say that sometimes matters of very small importance waste a good deal of precious time, by the long and repeated speeches and chicanery of gentlemen who will not wholly throw off the lawyer even in Congress. ↗

— William Whipple

#chicanery #congress #deal #even #gentlemen

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. ↗

— Steve Wozniak

#computer #never #out #throw #trust

If I had my way everyone would have a psychiatrist. When the brain is sick and you must throw up, you do it by being purged in a psychiatrist's office. ↗

— Hedy Lamarr

#brain #everyone #had #i #must