#thong

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. ↗

— Albert Brooks

#die #first #i #obituary #screwed

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#dig #hurt #i #like #man

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. ↗

— Puff Daddy

#could #feels #go #i #like

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! ↗

— Joel Madden

#day #had #hair #him #his

At this camp I had the unique experience of showing all these seasoned Westerners that it was possible to make a fire by the friction of two sticks. This has long been a specialty of mine; I use a thong and a bow as the simplest way. ↗

— Ernest Thompson Seton

#bow #camp #experience #fire #friction

I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since. ↗

— Tyler Perry

#thong #life