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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ↗

— Will Rogers

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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ↗

— Will Rogers

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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗

— Will Rogers

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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗

— Will Rogers

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