#theif

Olivia. Your marriage wont last. Tell Noah the truth; be fair. when you do, come find me, and ill give you that baby. ↗

— Tarryn Fisher

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#love

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?! ↗

— Eoin Colfer

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#humor #mulch #theif #humor