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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. ↗

— Victoria Jackson

#i #impressionist #like #live #night

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#capacity #develop #liberal #likely #linear

That studies have shown that more people are getting up earlier, they're getting their news earlier. They're getting less sleep, getting up at earlier hours. ↗

— Katie Couric

#getting #hours #less #more #more people

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#because #benefits #fascism #friends #getting

The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#constant #counts #democrats #own #policy

But try if you can to support, whether it's AIDS or the cancer foundation, so that someone else might survive, might prosper, and might actually be cured of this dreaded disease. ↗

— Jim Valvano

#aids #cancer #cured #disease #dreaded

I'll also tell you that five hundred thousand people will die this year of cancer. And I'll also tell you that one in every four will be afflicted with this disease, and yet, somehow, we seem to have put it in a little bit of the background. ↗

— Jim Valvano

#also #background #bit #cancer #die

They don’t want me. They’re curious why you want me. And anyway, I feel sorry for anyone that thinks they have a chance. I am hopelessly and completely in love with you.” A pained look shadowed his face. “You know why I want you? I didn’t know I was lost until you found me. I didn’t know what alone was until the first night I spent without you in my bed. You’re the one thing I’ve got right. You’re what I’ve been waiting for, Pigeon. ↗

— Jamie McGuire

#beautiful-disaster #in-love #jamie-mcguire #love #sweet

Golf is a game to me. Other players work extremely hard all year long. I work hard before Augusta. I know I get good results when I practice, but it also wears me out. It literally wore me out even when I was in my 20s. ↗

— Fred Couples

#before #even #extremely #game #get

Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well. ↗

— Fred Couples

#doing #fun #golf #i #reasonably