#th

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. ↗

— Woody Allen

#happening #keeping #nature #once #time

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. ↗

— Woody Allen

#eternal #fine #happen #nothingness #you

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. ↗

— Woody Allen

#gold #grandfather #his #i #me

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. ↗

— Woody Allen

#comedy #confronts #dessert #drama #just

I have learned many things in the 30 years that I have been writing. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#i #i have learned #learned #many #things

When men are arrested without any legal basis and for political reasons, it's merely a routine, everyday occurrence in Russia, and hardly anyone has any sympathy. ↗

— Alexei Navalny

#anyone #arrested #basis #everyday #hardly

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. ↗

— Woody Allen

#doing #films #i #know #profit

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. ↗

— Woody Allen

#california #garbage #into #make #shows

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. ↗

— Woody Allen

#crib #i #liked #live #me

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ↗