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I've been playing Texas Hold 'em and other forms of poker since I was about 12.


Richard Roeper


#been #forms #hold #i #other

Texas is a country in its own. It's made up of half Mexico/half United States but completed mixed. I don't mean to draw a generalization but it is a place, a territory, that's really made up of all these encounters, you know?


Gael Garcia Bernal


#country #draw #encounters #generalization #half

Texas has done a very good job of securing their borders with the help of the federal government. California has done a good job.


Jan Brewer


#california #done #federal #federal government #good

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.


Fran Lebowitz


#iraq #like #rabbi #taxi #texas

I travel all over the country making speeches for people I believe in.


Ann Richards


#had #i #knew #notion #pretty

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.


Molly Ivins


#i #next #next time #pay #pay attention

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.


Molly Ivins


#consenting adults #consider #dearly #discuss #harmless

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.


Molly Ivins


#ever #finest #form #free #good

Havin' fun while freedom fightin' must be one of those lunatic Texas traits we get from the water - which is known to have lithium in it - because it goes all the way back to Sam Houston, surely the most lovable, the most human, and the funniest of all the great men this country has ever produced.


Molly Ivins


#because #country #ever #freedom #fun

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.


Molly Ivins


#funnier #i #never #politics #saw






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