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Some films could only have been cast in one way: Screen tests were given and the losers got the parts.


Gene Shalit


#cast #could #films #given #got

A brick could be used as the Cube of Love. But I'd use it sparingly, or risk heart attack.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#brick-and-blanket-uses #divergence-test #funny #humor #love

A brick could be used as a Love Detector. Yes, it's true! Find the love of your life today. Don't hesitate! To find out how, please mail a check or money order to:
 Jarod Kintz
 12321 Gullible Dr.
 Jacksonville, Fl 32202
 (Actual brick not included.)


Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#brick-and-blanket-test #divergence-test #funny #humor #love

... researchers argue that it's of utmost importance to unravel the nature of black holes, lest we someday begin to worship them. Sounds ridiculous, but whole segments of humankind have often revered the unknowable, venerating that which cannot be tested experimentally. Come to think of it, many still do in twenty-first-century society.


Eric Chaisson


#black-holes #science #testing #worship #age

I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn’t quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it comes out black, its Darwin’s and if it comes out white its Ray’s.” This is how things were done in the trailer park.


Kate Madison


#paternity-test #trailer-park #age

The right way is not always the popular and easy way. Standing for right when it is unpopular is a true test of moral character.


Margaret Chase Smith


#character #easy #easy way #moral #moral character

If you must give me a label, then label me a human being. I have no pride in being a human, though, because I have nothing to do with my becoming one. But, whereas animals don't have a rational code of ethics, I like to think I do. Which is where I am partisan. Moral partisanship is the reason for my "anger." And if I don't protest what needed to be protested, I might just as well be an animal.


Paul Krassner


#animal #ethics #human-being #protest #anger

The first ingredient to being wrong is to claim that you are right. Geniuses have a knack for raising new questions. Hence by the public they are either admired for their creativity or, even more commonly so, detested for disturbing the daily peace of mind.


Criss Jami


#challenge #challenger #changes #controversy #creativity

At a deeper psychological level, the reformers' ideas of salvation introduced a major change in the way people saw their world. They could no longer free themselves from sin through magical rituals. Instead, they had to be active in adopting a new lifestyle, based on private prayer, worship, study, and individual ethical choice. This was difficult for many to do.


Fiona MacDonald


#change

So the peasants are used as targets in war?” I doubted. “Does the Overhead feel that is necessary to kill off one of their own? Peasants are being placed as diversions on the front line like they mean nothing—” “Would you rather save the strong, or spare the weak?” Mother questioned me. “Why can we not do both?” I returned. “Because Heaven has its reasons, Anastasia,” Mother chimed quietly. “It is Heavens way to balance those who are strong and those who are weak. It cannot be changed.


B.C. Doyle


#layers-of-heaven #mother #testing-fate #change






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