#taylor

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#chins #directory #elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #more

I have had someone ask me to sign their 'Team Taylor' panties. She wasn't a teenager. She was in her 40s. ↗

— Taylor Lautner

#had #her #i #me #panties

He's not very fast, but maybe Elizabeth Taylor can't sing. ↗

— Darrell Royal

#elizabeth taylor #fast #maybe #sing #taylor

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#elizabeth #elizabeth taylor #fat #favorite #her

If you think about human nature, our favourite pair of shoes are the ones we bought yesterday, our favourite thing is the newest thing that we have…and the thing we’ve seen the most and for the longest period of time is our reflection in the mirror, so obviously that’s going to be our least favourite thing. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#taylor-swift #nature

It's always thoughts of family that drive me crazy, and it's always my friends who bring me back. Agents of Light and Darkness p.218 ↗

— Simon R. Green

#friends #john-taylor #family

I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water and shower with a friend. ↗

— Chelsea M. Cameron

#funny #hunter-zaccadelli #my-favorite-mistake #shower #taylor-and-hunter

I've wanted one thing for me whole life and I'm not going to be that girl who wants one thing her whole life then gets it and complains. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#life

I don't let nobody see me wishin' he was mine ↗

— Taylor Swift

#love #lyrics #songs #taylor-swift #unknown-love

I've found time can heal most anything and you just might find who you're supposed to be. ↗

— Taylor Swift

#music #taylor-swift #music