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#taxes

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #taxes




You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.


Chris Rock


#pay #take #taxes #you

Democrats are people who raise your taxes and spend your money on weird stuff. They steal your guns, and they spit on your faith.


Grover Norquist


#faith #guns #money #people #raise

Taxes are what we pay for civilized society, for modernity, and for prosperity. The wealthy pay more because they have benefitted more. Taxes, well laid and well spent, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, and promote the general welfare. Taxes protect property and the environment; taxes make business possible. Taxes pay for roads and schools and bridges and police and teachers. Taxes pay for doctors and nursing homes and medicine. During an emergency, like an earthquake or a hurricane, taxes pay for rescue workers, shelters, and services. For people whose lives are devastated by other kinds of disaster, like the disaster of poverty, taxes pay, even, for food.


Jill Lepore


#business #common-defense #disasters #domestic-tranquility #emergencies

... economists recognize that, other things equal, cuts in tax rates reduce tax revenues in percentage terms by less than the tax-rate reductions. Similarly, tax-rate increases do not raise tax revenues by as much in percentage terms as the tax-rate increases. This is true because changes in marginal tax rates alter taxpayer behavior and thus affect taxable income.


Campbell R. McConnell


#laffer #taxes #change

Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.


Margaret Mitchell


#death #humor #taxes #truth #death

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.


Benjamin Franklin


#taxes #death

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.


Mark Twain


#humor

So you and the lovely Agent Scully are going down to investigate?' Frohike said, sounding hopeful. 'Yeah, we leave for Cancun tomorrow.' 'Our tax dollars at work,' Langly snorted. 'I'd love to see Agent Scully with a healthy tropical tan,' Frohike said. 'Down, Frohike,' Mulder said.


Kevin J. Anderson


#langley #mulder #scully #taxes #the-lone-gunmen

They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.


Lewis Black


#budget #comedy #economy #fire #police

No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity.


Rush Limbaugh


#government #prosperity #taxes #taxing #economy






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