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After I was banned from the cemetery, I held a memorial for our fallen soldiers. But hugging a statue just isn’t the same as cuddling a veteran's skeleton.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #memorials #veterans #funny

At night in this part of the West the stars, as I had seen them in Wyoming, were as big as Roman Candles and as lonely as the Prince who's lost his ancestral home and journeys across the spaces trying to find it again, and knows he never will.


Jack Kerouac


#on-the-road #sal-paradise #stars #home

In this house with starry dome, Floored with gemlike plains and seas Shall never feel at home, Never wholly be at ease?


Sir William Watson


#home #stars #home

I could go through a lot of my old emails from when I first started doing comics. Back then the lowest age of fans was like 15 or 16 up to people in their 20's and 30's.


Jhonen Vasquez


#back #comics #could #doing #emails

The creature was very young. He was alone in a dread universe. I crept on my knees and crouched beside him. It was a small fox pup from a den under the timbers who looked up at me. God knows what had become of his brothers and sisters. His parents must not have been home from hunting. He innocently selected what I think was a chicken bone from an untidy pile of splintered rubbish and shook it at me invitingly... the universe was swinging in some fantastic fashion around to present its face and the face was so small that the universe itself was laughing. It was not a time for human dignity. It was a time only for the careful observance of amenities written behind the stars. Gravely I arranged my forepaws while the puppy whimpered with ill-concealed excitement. I drew the breath of a fox's den into my nostrils. On impulse, I picked up clumsily a whiter bone and shook it in teeth that had not entirely forgotten their original purpose. Round and round we tumbled and for just one ecstatic moment I held the universe at bay by the simple expedient of sitting on my haunches before a fox den and tumbling about with a chicken bone. It is the gravest, most meaningful act I shall ever accomplish, but, as Thoreau once remarked of some peculiar errand of his own, there is no use reporting it to the Royal Society.


Loren Eiseley "The Star Thrower"


#loren-eiseley #the-star-thrower #home

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.


Bill Vaughan


#army #civilian #draft #everyone #life

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.


George Bernard Shaw


#friends #humor #vegetarianism #humor

If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?


P.C. Cast


#stark #tempted #humor

For me it all started with two turntables and a mixer.


Paul Oakenfold


#mixer #started #turntables #two

You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure." "I don't even know who my mother was," Jon said. "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.


George R.R. Martin


#dwarfs #humor #jon-snow #king #sarcasm






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