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...civilization has absolutely no need of nobility or heroism. These things are symptoms of political inefficiency. In a properly organized society like ours, nobody has any opportunities for being noble or heroic. Conditions have got to be thoroughly unstable before the occasion can arise. Where there are wars, where there are divided allegiances, where there are temptations to be resisted, objects of love to be fought for or defended—there, obviously, nobility and heroism have some sense. But there aren't any wars nowadays. The greatest care is taken to prevent you from loving any one too much. There's no such thing as a divided allegiance; you're so conditioned that you can't help doing what you ought to do. And what you ought to do is on the whole so pleasant, so many of the natural impulses are allowed free play, that there really aren't any temptations to resist.


Aldous Huxley


#love

And now, my poor old woman, why are you crying so bitterly? It is autumn. The leaves are falling from the trees like burning tears- the wind howls. Why must you mimic them?


Mervyn Peake


#copy #cry #crying #despair #fall

A child’s imaginary playmate just might actually be there.


Doug Dillon


#imagination #inspiration #kids #metaphysical #paranormal

Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.


Jarod Kintz


#fiction #funny #humor #movies #sex

My metaphysical thinking is more in alignment with Plato rather than Aristotle's." ~R. Alan Woods [2013]


R. Alan Woods


#metaphysics #philosophical-reflection #philosophy-of-religion #plato #r-alan-woods

Where to start? Everything cracks and shakes, The air trembles with similes, No one world's better than another; the earth moans with metaphors.


Osip Mandelstam


#poetry #simile #simile

Red tape is being mishandled as government wrapping paper. We should be putting it over politicians’ mouths instead.


Bauvard


#government #humor #politicians #red-tape #funny

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #the-new-yorker #humor

I have to return some videotapes


Bret Easton Ellis


#bale #bret #christian #easton #ellis

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone —‘I didn’t mean to startle her


Patricia Briggs


#epitaph #humor #masques #humor






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