#tag

I'd rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't going to happen. ↗

— Mariah Carey

#going #happen #i #jennifer #jennifer lopez

But the indisputable fact is, a huge percentage of Obama's voters are basically wards of the state. There are millions of them, and they have no intention of voting for anyone who might want them to ever go out and work for a living - 'no matter what.' ↗

— Howie Carr

#basically #ever #fact #go #huge

I had been gullible, naive, soft, pliable. That's why I got taken advantage of. To survive, you have to have a tough skin. ↗

— Tia Carrere

#been #got #gullible #had #i

Celebrity is the advantage of being known to people who we don't know, and who don't know us. ↗

— Nicolas Chamfort

#being #celebrity #know #known #people

Let them show me a cottage where there are not the same vices of which they accuse the courts. ↗

— Lord Chesterfield

#cottage #courts #me #same #show

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say. ↗

— Dave Chappelle

#being #having #i #just #means

Onstage, I was never the ingenue. ↗

— Kristen Johnston

#ingenue #never #onstage

When I'm onstage they know I'm honest, and I try to be as humble as I can. ↗

— Chubby Checker

#humble #i #i can #know #onstage

I can't believe that I get to stand on the stages I stand on every summer, and get to sing the songs that I sing. ↗

— Kenny Chesney

#every #get #i #sing #songs

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#funny #i #i can #just #never