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I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.


Jarod Kintz


#bear #bearskin-rug #funny #funny

Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own over it. His palm was turned up to meet my palm, and his fingers clasped mine. And though I would not have thought it possible to go to sleep holding hands with a vampire, that's exactly what I did.


Charlaine Harris


#funny #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #funny

How is Eric?' 'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.' 'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.' 'Oh. Well ... great.' She hung up.


Charlaine Harris


#pam #sookie-stackhouse #vampires #family

What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.


Bill Bryson


#attack #bear #camp #camping #funny

Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.


Charlaine Harris


#quinn #sookie-stackhouse #vampire #love

You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.


Charlaine Harris


#eric-northman #kissing #living-dead-in-dallas #sookie-stackhouse #art

You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you almost as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!" "Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed.


Rick Riordan


#bronze #echo #hazel-levesque #humor #leo-valdez

Did we have sex?" he asked directly. For about two minutes, this might actually be fun. "Eric," I said, "we had sex in every position I could imagine, and some I couldn’t. We had sex in every room in my house, and we had sex outdoors. You told me it was the best you’d ever had." (At the time he couldn’t recall all the sex he’d ever had. But he’d paid me a compliment.) "Too bad you can’t remember it," I concluded with a modest smile. Eric looked like I’d hit him in the forehead with a mallet. For all of thirty seconds his reaction was completely gratifying.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #vampire #imagination

Wow," I said, since it was all I could think of to say. "Wow. That's some outfit." When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to ask Eric to turn around. "I don't believe I could be convincing as a queen," Eric said, "but I decided this sent such a mixed signal, almost anything was possible." He fluttered his eyelashes at me. Eric was definitely enjoying this. "Oh, yes," I said, trying to find somewhere else to look. (Living Dead in Dallas)


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #imagination






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