Read through the most famous quotes by topic #tack
I was once attacked by a Federal park. But due to governmental inefficiencies, I had to report it to highway patrol. ↗
#funny #government #humor #inefficient #food
I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug. ↗
#bear #bearskin-rug #funny #funny
Because he sounded so lost-the Eric I knew had never been one to do anything other than assume others should serve him-I patted around under the covers for his hand. When I found it, I slid my own over it. His palm was turned up to meet my palm, and his fingers clasped mine. And though I would not have thought it possible to go to sleep holding hands with a vampire, that's exactly what I did. ↗
How is Eric?' 'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.' 'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.' 'Oh. Well ... great.' She hung up. ↗
Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?" One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell. ↗
You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you. ↗
#eric-northman #kissing #living-dead-in-dallas #sookie-stackhouse #art
