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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#punished #sins #their #them

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#ever #forgets #hatchet #nobody #where

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#conservative #credit #fellows #get #only

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#boy #fresh #ignore #kick #nothing

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#escapes #grouch #little #many #pays

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#fellow #going #optimist #postponed #who

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#backs #branded #day #foreheads #give

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bargain #customer #losing #money #store

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#being #count #everything #got #optimist

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#bad habit #caught #every #gets #habit