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The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#mistakes #more #often #out #public

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#break #call #cat #dog #dogs

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#enjoying #hasn #same #sex #since

The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#mistakes #more #often #out #public

There's no such thing as being too Southern. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#southern #such #thing #too

Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different. ↗

— Lewis Grizzard

#bit #change #different #just #language

Don't try to be like me. Try to be like yourself. Try to be very good at being yourself. ↗

— Josh Groban

#being yourself #good #like #me #try

As a new artist there's always outside influences trying to tell you how to make a song better for radio and how to do your hair. ↗

— Josh Groban

#artist #better #hair #how #influences

I'm a writer who just happens to draw. ↗

— Matt Groening

#happens #i #just #who #writer

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. ↗

— Josh Groban

#ever #funeral #good #hit #me