#swords

I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords. ↗

— Doug Solter

#funny #humor #samurai #swords #truth-of-life

I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice depp proof of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?" "Was it a long fall?" Green wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?" "No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#of #storm #swords #thrones #life

I collect fantasy swords, replicas from films, and have them displayed on the wall as you go up the stairs. ↗

— Gary Numan

#displayed #fantasy #films #go #i

Our swords shall play the orators for us. ↗

— Christopher Marlowe

#our #play #shall #swords #us

He’s so powerful. Who knows maybe he’s advanced past eating ↗

— Priya Ardis

#coming-of-age #e-books #ebooks #fairy-tales #merlin

The world continues to offer glittering prizes to those who have stout hearts and sharp swords. ↗

— F. E. Smith

#glittering #hearts #offer #prizes #sharp

My name is Arianna Morganna Brittany DuLac--you can imagine why I went by the name Ryan. ↗

— Priya Ardis

#coming-of-age #e-books #ebooks #fairy-tales #merlin

I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing. ↗

— Michael Buckley

#art

Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#swords #men

One misspoken word and the world will no longer know you. Mark Andrew Ramsay ↗

— Brendan Carroll

#fairies #fantasy #magic #swords #templars