#sweater

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#child #chilly #feeling #garment #mother

I'm a big cardigan sweater guy. ↗

— James Franco

#guy #i #sweater

When I started in fashion, I had already adopted the sailor-striped sweater as my uniform; that way, I wouldn't have to drive myself crazy trying to figure out what to wear. ↗

— Jean Paul Gaultier

#already #crazy #drive #fashion #figure

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! ↗

— Breckin Meyer

#back #finally #girlfriend #high #high school

Homemade sweaters are always itchy. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#homemade #itchy #sweaters

I hate homemade sweaters. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#homemade #i #sweaters

Lots of people say we should fly less, heat less, and put on a sweater. But it's not going to happen. People are happy to say that for other people, but not themselves. ↗

— Bjorn Lomborg

#going #happen #happy #heat #less

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#body #disappeared #every #every time #gotten

When I'm at home or at school, I'm casual and comfortable. I tend to wear work out clothes and lots of sweaters. ↗

— AnnaSophia Robb

#clothes #comfortable #home #i #lots

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven. ↗

— Lesley Visser

#oven #stored #sweaters #years